50 inspirational swimming quotes funny

1. “Swimming: where walking on water is a warm-up!”

2. “Why did the swimmer bring a pencil? To draw a perfect stroke!”

3. “Swimming – it’s all fun and games until someone loses a swim cap.”

4. “Remember, oxygen is overrated, just keep swimming!”

5. “Water you waiting for? Dive into inspiration!”

6. “Swimming – the only sport that involves nearly drowning for fun!”

7. “Swimmers: The only humans who dream of swimming as fast as a fish!”

8. “Swimming: where ‘eat, sleep, swim, repeat’ is the motto!”

9. “A wet suit never goes out of funny style!”

10. “I’m in liquid love with swimming!”

 

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11. “In swimming, always be a shark, never a shrimp!”

12. “Inspirational, perspirational, that’s the swimming sensation.”

13. “Float like a butterfly, swim like a Maestro!”

14. “Siwmming? You simply glide and let the water work out.”

15. “Breathe in courage and kick out the fear!”

16. “Chlorine – the perfume of champions!”

17. “You know you’re a swimmer when ‘get in the pool’ sounds like ‘open the candy jar’.”

18. “Swimming – where you literally dive into your problems.”

19. “I swim because punching people is frowned upon.”

20. “No alarm clock needed – my passion for swimming wakes me up!”

 

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21. “Swimming: survival skill turned into a sport.”

22. “You swim in a pool, but I swim in dreams.”

23. “When in doubt, swim it out.”

24. “There’s no one size fits all in swimming; that’s why we’ve got different strokes!”

25. “Medals aren’t really made of gold. They’re made of sweat and determination.”

26. “Kick, push, and glide! That’s the swimmer’s stride!”

27. “The secret to swimming? Just keep laughing!”

28. “Swimming – the only sport with lane traffic but no road rage.”

29. “I heard laughter is the best medicine, so I prescribed myself a swim session.”

30. “Swimming, my uptime, my downtime and every time in-between!”

 

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31. “Good swimmers never blush – they’re too used to being wet!”

32. “Every time I dive, I laugh at gravity!”

33. “The pool is my happy place, where the world doesn’t exist, but laughs echo!”

34. “Swimming: Where getting wet is part of the fun!”

35. “When life throws you in deep waters, swim in funny strokes!”

36. “Life is cool in the pool, even better when you’re making waves of laughter.”

37. “Splish, splash, laugh, repeat!”

38. “In swimming, I’ve grown fins of strength and a sense of humor!”

39. “A day without swimming… What was the joke again?”

40. “Laugh it off, it’s just a pool of challenges!”

 

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41. “Life provides the wind, you control the direction of your swim.”

42. “Dive in, swim around, crack a joke, laughter abounds!”

43. “Be the wave of joy in the pool of life.”

44. “Was waiting for an inspirational quote, but I jumped in the pool instead.”

45. “Swimming: Where going in circles isn’t a sign of confusion, but a way of life.”

46. “The only sport that combines splash and giggle!”

47. “Even the longest river starts with a single splash. Dive in with a laugh!”

48. “Swimming, diving into the deep ends of happiness.”

49. “Laugh more, breathe less… you must be a swimmer!”

50. “In the pool of life, always choose to swim with a smile!”

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